When an individual acquires too much attention on social media, they can become mentally unstable, due to an over-abundance of photographs of the male genitals, or too many "thirsty niggas" in one's DM's
My friend had Snapchat for 3 months, but then she got Social-Media Induced Psychosis and moved to Maine
by TheSauteéd1 April 2, 2017
Get the Social-Media Induced Psychosismug. SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008
Get the SMP - social media prayermug. I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.
by CFOD December 2, 2016
Get the a person who does not use social mediamug. by Rico2112 March 4, 2011
Get the social-unrest mediamug. When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
Get the This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners.mug. A person who compares themselves to Competition motorsport engine & electronic calibrator. Typically known for social media popularity, disabling important engine fail safe parameters such as detonation (knock) sensors.
These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.
Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.
These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.
Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.
by OneKneeToe June 13, 2021
Get the social media tunermug. @socialmediadissect is the page you go to for marketing inspiration & to be up-to-date with trends on social media!
Marketer 1: Where did you learn that marketing hack from?
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Marketer 2: Oh I just follow Social Media Dissect on Instagram for learning about marketing!
by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
Get the Social Media Dissectmug.