Schabuisness

When you and a sexual partner do meth and she then chokes you to death and cuts your head off.

Hey what happened to Ruben? I think his wife gave him the schabuisness the other night.

by Dude7488 March 5, 2022

schablooskie

A person, animal or object that's very interesting or intelligent.

"Man Warren's such a schablooskie"
"Yeah ikr"

by Cosmicskyguy July 10, 2022

Mat Sacha

He is a nice, caring, tall, cute, and athletic boy. He is a good kisser. He has a huge dick.

Mat Sacha is so hot

by Abc123def567g8 June 6, 2018

Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.

"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.

by gamesmanner January 9, 2021

schachter

the ultimate in cool especially when put in the terms of writing definitions on urban dictionary

Man that is one schachter-fied definition.

by allen michael johnson January 1, 2008

Schadenfriday

The day where you can finally laugh at another's misfortune and not be taken as a heartless bastard.

See Schadenfreude

B: Ha! You just stepped in dog shit!
M: That's not funny, these are new shoes.
B: That just makes it funnier. Besides, it's Schadenfriday!

by Nate Ecks February 17, 2009

Schabanzai

Saying thank you and/or sorry

"Your mom died? Schabanzai man"

by Hard Butter 69 October 22, 2019