by Bignhu prabhat December 22, 2021
A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow March 16, 2016
The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.
I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!
by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 30, 2024
A girl or guy who enjoys going down on uncircumcised men with built up smeggma and spreading it around on the head of the penis like whip topping on a ice cream cone.
Man 1: Hey bro you see that fine ass chick over there??
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!
Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!
Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!
by Stick1 June 21, 2021
by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020