A primitive phrase used to describe a person in a social setting, usually the female variety who is either quiet, shy, ugly, fat, or the least attractive among her group of friends. She is usually the outcast of the group and her friends are are always introducing her or trying to set her up with a man.
I was hanging at the bar last night and I spotted a slow zebra with a bunch of hotties, so I stalked my prey and moved in for the kill, she was pretty wild in bed!
by Honkhogan82 August 28, 2008
Get the Slow Zebramug. When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"
Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.
by Rommie May 29, 2008
Get the slow simmermug. Delorean fast is a misconseption becuase the american version of the DMC-12 had only 130 hp and could do 0-60 in 10.5 seconds.
The flames were casued by time travel.
If america didnt have stupid emissions laws it would have been 170 hp.
The flames were casued by time travel.
If america didnt have stupid emissions laws it would have been 170 hp.
by TDowns June 13, 2007
Get the delorean slowmug. by Ladymeeeee May 11, 2015
Get the slow sexmug. When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.
by DCwhiteman August 21, 2011
Get the Porno Slowmug. So me and ____ have been really good friends, I told him how I felt, but he suggested we take it slow.
by piiglett. February 18, 2009
Get the Take it slowmug. by Shane Sellar September 23, 2005
Get the The Slow Bangmug.