Wheel some skeeze

to (wheel) hook up or pick up a (skeeze) skanky , slutty or easy partner..

daniel: YOOo were gonnaWheel some skeeze tonigh!! ahah jokingg. only hot girls

Mikey: you should have seen him last night he wheeled some skeeze

by jucied January 2, 2011

skeezed out

(Predominantly British term) Being both skeezed and aroused at the same time.

He was kinda skeezed out at the thought of being in a fertility clinic, knowing so many men were gonna be wanking nearby.

by HoustonWrodNerd September 12, 2018

cross-country skeez

Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.

Eric: "See dat hood rat up da street?"

Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."

by Eric and Trav January 5, 2008

skeezed up

used to mean "has alot of females"

yo bro this party is skeezed up! Get over here!

by trickassbeezy July 4, 2009

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011

Skeezee

To be one with the skeez.

Skeez - The very fabric of the universe.

Yo, that dude is totally skeezee.

by The Bushiest Ido this side of Tokyo November 15, 2006

skeezing

Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.

Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.

by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019