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by vvap April 19, 2022
Get the Nylon and Siliconemug. A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022
Get the Silicon Valley Speedballmug. A sextoy
by Diluc_Rvgdr February 2, 2023
Get the Silicone Lovermug. A place where censorship-adoring goons gather from all around the world to create a base for the propagation of their own agendas. A place where psychological warfare is plotted and planned. A place where being black is stupid (just like anywhere else in this white supremacist planet). A place where being “poor” means that you’ll be easily taken advantage of (just like anywhere else in this sleazy planet). A place where executives delete profiles and shadowban random people all over the world that are spreading the truth about corruptions (UNLESS it benefits them).
“Oh my god! My account was just banned for the 30th time this year for speaking out against corruption on the internet and around the world!”
“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”
“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”
“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”
“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”
“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”
“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”
“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”
“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”
“They hate freedom of speech and have been hating it for centuries.”
“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”
“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”
“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”
“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”
“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”
“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”
“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”
“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”
“They hate freedom of speech and have been hating it for centuries.”
by Patricia Jenkins April 7, 2018
Get the Silicon Valleymug. by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025
Get the New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osismug. by Tj567 June 9, 2024
Get the Silicone Valleymug. A: Do you know that gooner? He's from BASIS Independent Silicon Valley.
B: Well I goon to integrating factors too...
A: I thought you were into femboys!
B: Only if they made to USACO gold or above...
A: What about USAMO?
B: Well I goon to integrating factors too...
A: I thought you were into femboys!
B: Only if they made to USACO gold or above...
A: What about USAMO?
by asnacirtap October 24, 2025
Get the BASIS Independent Silicon Valleymug.