by nig buggets September 18, 2020

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023

an annoying little brother with a BIG ass head
sister: you’re such a shithead
brother: what’s that
sister: it means you’re annoying and your head is bigger than the earth itself
brother: what’s that
sister: it means you’re annoying and your head is bigger than the earth itself
by pickle corn dogs March 8, 2021

by shithead definer March 5, 2022

A person who can't be trusted around alcohol because they either end up mixing their bipolar medication with whisky or shooting WINE (like who the fuck shoots wine for crissakes?!)
by caffeineabuser December 23, 2018

by jeffernator June 13, 2022
