Shag's a shag and a pull's a pull is one of life's little maxims that every bloke can say to his mate when discussing an awkward situation, usually about a girl, that happened on a night out. It simply expresses that in spite of what happened between them, be it heart-break or being pied off, he got his index finger or little man sticky!
Drew: 'Yo man, are you bothered that the bitch pied you off in front of her friends last night?'
Jake: 'Nah fuck it, I fingered her in the toilet last week anyway. Shag's a shag; pulls a pull
Jake: 'Nah fuck it, I fingered her in the toilet last week anyway. Shag's a shag; pulls a pull
by Drewfinger December 06, 2019
The fight for "Sexual Dominance" between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic fucking.
Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as
"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as
"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
"The sexual tension between Morgan and Kate resulted in a brutal Shag Battle destroying the company hotel suite."
by amadeusparasyte July 10, 2016
Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.
"Are you out tonight mate?"
"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".
"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".
by The Badger of Hull October 03, 2014
Big shag derives from the biggest shag of all known human time , legend says he goes by the name of 'Matthew Harris'
You alright big shag ?
by UrbanMyth123 December 06, 2016
A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..
All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
by JOSHWA86 September 17, 2015
Nostalgic sex between ex-lovers. Two possible outcomes: rekindled love or a resumption of hostilities. The latter much more likely, often resulting in house-trashing or post-coital homicide.
Good to see you again. Fancy a retro-shag for old time's sake?
Get lost. I'd rather have sex with a dead sheep. In fact, I couldn't tell the difference.
Get lost. I'd rather have sex with a dead sheep. In fact, I couldn't tell the difference.
by adonais February 20, 2007