getting shafted

to get screwed or to have bad luck. to get the short end of the deal.

Ian:" can i have a ride to lunch?''

Lerman:'' fuck no"

Ty:" ha that bitch jus got shafted"

by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004

sheehan shaft

The sheehan shaft is a massive penis that rises from the ground when you sacrifice a animal or person and strikes lightning on a person of choice

The sheehan shaft is here

by Manvirfucker420 July 8, 2019

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 8, 2004

Shaft Shining

A sex act performed on guys by girls with wet vaginas, where she rubs her groolon his hard cock while the tip stays inside her, thus putting a shine on his shaft.

Felicia is the shaft shining queen stroking Ponch's cock like that.

by Mr_0Wtf March 7, 2017

bust a shaft

To shoot an arrow.

Don't mess with Legolas. He'll bust a shaft in yo' ass.

by Miryam Websta March 26, 2009

shaft snapper

When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.

Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.

Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.

by MattyK717 January 7, 2016

fap shaft

a penis

Nick was stressed after a long day, so he used his fap shaft to blow off some steam.

by TheBirdofKolo September 9, 2013