A huge liar, tiny dick, tiny heart... Don't trust!
will lie at any expense for his greater good; selfish and doesn't know when to stop. If you ever meet a Seth RUN! And if you ever are unfortunate enough to date a Seth... Sorry, this boy will do nothing other than give you backhanded compliments and will end up leaving you for himself (he's that self orientated), leave the worthless boy for someone who cares.
Love from a girl who got massively played xoxoxo don't get yourself hurt for no reason :)
will lie at any expense for his greater good; selfish and doesn't know when to stop. If you ever meet a Seth RUN! And if you ever are unfortunate enough to date a Seth... Sorry, this boy will do nothing other than give you backhanded compliments and will end up leaving you for himself (he's that self orientated), leave the worthless boy for someone who cares.
Love from a girl who got massively played xoxoxo don't get yourself hurt for no reason :)
Based on true story-
seth: So im sick
Me: *crying*
Seth: I'm probably going to die
Me: *very upset that the guy i like is so sick*
3 months later
Seths mum (who is actually seth): Seth has been dead for 2 hours
Me: crying and then telling my parents
ANYWAY
Long story short he was never sick and played 5 girls at the same time, just don't trust him.
seth: So im sick
Me: *crying*
Seth: I'm probably going to die
Me: *very upset that the guy i like is so sick*
3 months later
Seths mum (who is actually seth): Seth has been dead for 2 hours
Me: crying and then telling my parents
ANYWAY
Long story short he was never sick and played 5 girls at the same time, just don't trust him.
by just telling the truth :) August 17, 2020
Get the sethmug. The biggest soccer try-hard you will ever see.
A science wiz-kid with a bunsen-burner for a heart.
An absolute gamer, the Italian man who invented the world-renowned video game 'Minecraft'.
The only one you'll need at your BBQ.
A science wiz-kid with a bunsen-burner for a heart.
An absolute gamer, the Italian man who invented the world-renowned video game 'Minecraft'.
The only one you'll need at your BBQ.
"Hey Kelly, who's that crucified on the cross, Jesus?"
"No Kelly you dumb-ass, it's Seth".
"Hey can you pass the Ketchup Seth?"
"Of course dad, I'm the only one at your BBQ".
"No Kelly you dumb-ass, it's Seth".
"Hey can you pass the Ketchup Seth?"
"Of course dad, I'm the only one at your BBQ".
by Sunburntpickle August 4, 2019
Get the Sethmug. 
Get the Sethmug. by i'manamazinguy May 20, 2017
Get the Sethmug. Seth is a fuckin bitch, fuck you seth
by Gayeth March 4, 2018
Get the Sethmug. One who's stories are far taller than his short status.
No matter what you've done he's done it twice as fast, twice as good, and three times cooler.
His ego usually overshadows his stature, which is typically on the shorter side of the spectrum.
No matter what you've done he's done it twice as fast, twice as good, and three times cooler.
His ego usually overshadows his stature, which is typically on the shorter side of the spectrum.
You: Hey man, I just got into a car wreck. :(
Seth: Man! That's nothing! Just last week I got into 5 car wrecks at the same time AND I did a barrel roll, while banging this chick she was totally hot. ;)
You: You're short. *walk away*
Seth: Man! That's nothing! Just last week I got into 5 car wrecks at the same time AND I did a barrel roll, while banging this chick she was totally hot. ;)
You: You're short. *walk away*
by The Good Neighbors February 27, 2009
Get the Sethmug.