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Rally to Restore Sanity

Made in response to political pundit and former cardboard Doom sign activist Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor". It is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star fuck-up that has become the U.S.A. Held on October 30th, 2010 at the national mall in Washington D.C., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who participate. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of Truthiness.
Hey Jim! You forgot to pack the Generic Angry Signs!

Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.
by Waterboy72 October 25, 2010
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pimp hand sanitizer

a hand sanitizer that kills 99% or more of bacteria on contact; usually consumed by pimps after pimping along time
Damn! That Pimp hand sanitizer works so well, my hand smells so spring-time fresh and clean!

Purell, Germ x, ect.
by Pimp Daddy Master April 23, 2007
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anti-semitic

Hateful towards Jews and Arabs but usually just Jews
Bitches who think the Holocaust never happened are anti-semitic assholes.
by lazyjay February 25, 2005
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Sanitary towel

Things that us girls have to wear on our periods.
They have the most horrifically embarassing adverts, one of them involves a sanitary towel on a bucking bronco, and another on a rollercoaster.
Eeem, is that a sanitary towel? On a ROLLERCOASTER?
by Cucucji February 21, 2011
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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008
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sanitorium

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.
"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"
by Melissa October 28, 2003
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sedity

Adjective.

1. To think so highly of oneself that all others are viewed as being separate.

2. To think you're better than all others and that you are all that matters.

3. High maintenance, uppity.

From the root "sedition" noun, which Merriam-Webster defines as "incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority"
Vanessa thinks that her new prom gown makes her better than everyone else at school. Just wait 'till that sedity girl sees my tight 'fit!
by ethermagus January 17, 2010
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