Secondhand weinering

The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.

"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."

by bbong67 January 18, 2022

Secondhand cuck

Someone who buys their ex girfriends onlyfans.

That man bought his ex girls onlyfans just to see her get turned out by some homies, what a secondhand cuck.

by jakenbake420 May 26, 2022

Secondhand ass

When you see a hot bitch walking out of the family bathroom at Walmart. You know you gotta get some, but you ain't going to jail. So you sit on the same toilet that she just used. It's as good as you're going to get, fam.

You see that milf over there bro? I got her secondhand ass.

by iliterallyjustmadethisaccountt June 23, 2022

Secondhand death

That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves

Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.

by rosoideaes September 16, 2022

Secondhand sex toys

Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners

Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 8, 2023

secondhand fandom syndrome

When your friend (or friend group) is very passionate about a series that you have not read or watched yet, and talk so excitedly about it you recognize and become excited by things related to that series

I’ve never watched that anime but thanks to my pal Mark I know everything about the main character, I think I have secondhand fandom syndrome

by Kittalia February 12, 2023