Salana

The most prettiest easy going girl you will ever meet. She’s honest and is extremely loyal. She loves animals and talks to them as if it’s her first language. No matter what mood she’s in or what she’s going through she keeps a smile on her face and makes sure everyone is taken care of. She’d make a great wife/gf/etc. She also loves having fun. ;)

“Is she single???” “Who’s that hot chick??”

“Thats Salana.”

by yourmomsfriendjaden July 1, 2022

Seaman's Jabber

Normally associated with people named James (added bonus if their surnames represent 'A sex workers Syrup')

A man who talks about any subject mostly fishing but continues like a hyperactive squirrel...

"James is off again with his Seaman's Jabber, the f**King crazy squirrel"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

shalank

Verb; to smack repeatedly with a shovel; most commenly to the face.

I just shalanked that nigga' bob.

by Pimp Masta P March 9, 2004

Sealing

The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.

Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.

by Gutbang November 16, 2011

Shalani

A person that doesn’t remember paragraphs she writes to her gf that comes off as indecisive

Aaaaaaaaahhh.......it’s shalani

by lynnaaaaaa.... November 18, 2020

seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

sealing the envolope

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.

My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.

by thomas medina January 17, 2008