THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER

An opening move in chess. It is performed by throwing the heaviest piece on the board (usually the Queen or a Rook) at the back of your opponent's head when they turn around to get drinks. If successful, this move causes an instant checkmate and prevents the playing of any further games against this opponent.

Person 1: "Oh snap, he just used THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER!"

Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

by cosmicllama December 11, 2010

Tryhard Pub Scunts

A human being that likes to hide behind a computer screen and main the class from TF2 called the Scout. They are disgusting failed reproductive organs and deserve to die that way... Alone. They are typically found roaming the casual maps of TF2 and love to bother other players until they want to commit suicide. They are bad, they can die, all of them. They the ultimate killing machine that nobody wanted or deserved, shame on them. They also are hated by all and you should kill those baked potatoes if you can. Also, their reproductive oragns actually work... Yay.

I really fucking hate Tryhard Pub Scunts. I want to kill them all before they kill me. I had a friend who was a Tryhard Pub Scunt. I hated him and slit his throat with a frying pan in the middle of the night. Frying pan... More like dying pan!

by Edwardism January 26, 2019

Scutaro

In baseball, when a hitter receives a walk and steals second base immediately after touching first. Such a play is quite rare, because the runner will almost always be thrown out by the defense before he reaches second. Named after Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Marco Scutaro, who infamously executed the play against Joe Blanton of the Philadelphia Phillies.

Last Sunday, Jimmy Rollins went 3-for-4 with two doubles, one home run, one walk, and one Scutaro.

by RoboticParadox July 13, 2009

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe - (n.) pronunciation {Sk-ud-duh Nud-duh Bud-duh Hed Sk-ee-t Ho} 1. An over zealous male or female who partakes in an abnormally high amount of social carouseling of the genitailia. Or Scutta for short! 2. Skeet Hoes – a Scutta who takes their job even further by participating in excessive promiscuous activities. ie- fellatio, cunnulingus, or a surplus of slurping.

The biggest attrocity that Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe can make would be to let an Athlete give her a chilli dog!

Man i wish this Scutta would Hop Off of my nutz.

I let this Skeet Hoe dome me up last night; matter of fact she domed up the entire track team!

Take The Scutta Exam:
This exam was created for anyone who is uncertain of their Status: Are U a Scutta? Could you even possibly be a Skeet Hoe? If you aren’t sure…we suggest that you probably are one of the two. No offense but the truth hurts people! And we only have two words for that…TOUGH BREAK!

If you answer YES to ANY of the following questions then I'm sorry to say...but you ARE a victim of SNBH Itis! And you should seek help immediately.

First Part: Are u a SCUTTA?

-Do you consciously or unconsciously tend to befriend a major portion of the people you chill with because of their celebrity status (Athletes, Greeks, Heads of Clubs and Organizations, etc)?

-Do you know the class, lunch, and travel schedules of certain popular people? Do you purposely fix your schedule in order to interact with them? (I sure hope not lol)

-Do you CONSTANTLY nag people in High ranking positions in order to attain involvement with that particular association? (ie –Randomly performing in public, just because a member of a performance group is in the vicinity - Becoming cool with someone, just so you can stay within their radar.)

- Do you sacrifice important matters or previously scheduled events in order to attend a social gathering that you know a particular male or female will be at?

-Do you frequently add Facebook friends that you don’t know or have never met?

-Are you wack in general? I mean as a person…seriously. U know if your wack. Not a lame because everybody can’t be popular; but if the majority of this campus doesn’t like you as a person, then maybe, just maybe… You’re a SCUTTA!

-Are you currently Dating more than one person at a time? You are not a pimp…lol

Part 2: Are U a Skeet Hoe?

This one question hits all aspects!

-Have you participated in any sexual activity on more than 2 occasions, each time with a different person or persons, within a single semester/session? (Fellatio, fondling, intercourse, or carpet munching)

SO…now that you know your status either, continue to go about your business or seek help if you need it. If you disagree with any of our ideas, perceptions or theories…Tough Break!

by Scutologist July 2, 2006

Scotsmanality

to have a Scotsmanality is to have a fuck load of fun laughing at people that you don't know.

I was having a Scotsmanality earlier.

by JTheKnownFreak September 15, 2003

Flying Scotsman

A sex position in which someone lies on their back with their feet firmly placed on one's pelvis, either side of the penis. The legs are pointed strait up, hoisting one high in the air. One would jizz on one's partner, while wearing a kilt, with one's arms out at one's side, making one, quite literally, a flying scotsman.

Yo dude remember that scotish chick we met at the bar last night? Yeah, we went back to my place and she gave me a flying scotsman!

by Johnson Webb July 13, 2005

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.

Not worth the bother.

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003