Scorpio Season

It's the season that covers October 23 through November 21. During this time, Scorpios are the most active in all aspects especially anything involving fuckin, hurling insults, and/or violence. To make Scorpios happy during this season, you can either join them in hurling insults and/or violence or you must get naked for them if they wanna fuck you. They really love fuckin anyday of the week but they love it a lot more during their season.

It's Scorpio Season, run for your life or get ready to fuck!

by Tung Potus November 4, 2019

Scorpion Mains

Scorpion mains are mostly Russians with McBlyat wifi, that get into combat league and spam the death spin. They literally spent 5 days to master the combo that will lead to the crushing blow. They are proud that they win and will often ragequit if they lose their first round. They are by no means good players, but facing a Scorpion main is a challenge since their ping is at least 200ms.

Literally everyone: "Fuck scorpion mains"

by KompotLover February 2, 2020

Scorpio

Scorpios are passionate and loyal to whoever’s in their close circle. They have no fucks to give and don’t let just anyone see their weak side. Maybe no one knows their weak side. SCORPIOS ARE NOT PLAIN EVIL. We’re tired of hearing that. Scorpios get along best with Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Pisces, Scorpios, Aquarius, and a few geminis. Scorpios do NOT get along with- LEOS. Scorpios are most compatible with- TAURUS and SCORPIOS and virgos. Scorpios are prideful in what they are and are just very naturally angry, mysterious people that love to keep people in the dark about fun secrets. Although we kinda love to hear the gossip. If you fuck with a Scorpio and you’re in their close circle, food is NOT gonna get you back in, saying sorry or please a billion times isn’t gonna get you back in, and acting “like old times” is just gonna make them more mad. If you make them upset, it’s for multiple reasons, never just one. It may take months, maybe years for them to trust you again. And don’t question Scorpios either. If you have a Scorpio in your life you should make friends. Unless you’re on their bad list. Buy them food if you’re neutral.

Person: oOoOo! They’re cute. And mysterious... 😍 must be a Scorpio if they’re this flamin. 🌶🔥

by Jeerry March 8, 2021

Sheeps and Scorpz

The BEST rap duo ever

Me: “Man I heard a banging tune today!”

Friend: “Who by?”
Me: “The best Rap Duo alive!”
Friend: “Ahhhh!!! Sheeps and Scorpz!!!”

by Definitely Lil Uzi December 14, 2019

Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010

Scoop and Stuff

When a desperate chick wants to trap a guy into a relationship, she grabs the used condom out of the trash, "scoops" out the jizz and "stuffs" it into her pussy

Or jizzing on her stomach and catching her stuffing it in her pussy. To do the scoop and stuff

by FMDP GDMFK October 22, 2011

scooptie

An attractive female with Thot qualities

Damn, look at those scoopties!

by Scoopties4lyfe May 14, 2015