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so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk
my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this
by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019
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febler's scandal

sexual harassment of a young sir.

squeezing and/or feeling different parts of a male's anatomy.
The drunk hobo commited febler's scandal.

Jason gave my ass a squeeze, otherwise known as commiting febler's scandal.
by Master Debator May 18, 2006
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Cancer Snub Scandal

In 2014, six up to as many as 8 Glenbard East Class of 1994 classmates were in a scandal when they learned they snubbed horror author turned Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge. There were several blog entries taking each one of them out The Sloping Companion was a blogger on Wordpress that knew of The Cabbie Homicide's guilty party a year before this was realized. The scandal was starting to unfold on The Glenbard East 20 Year Reunion Facebook group where the organizer realized the gravity of the scandal when Andrew Ian Dodge lost his battle with cancer on August 1, 2014. The highest profile classmate was the one who works for Phillips 66.

The plagiarism of The P 'o D was the last straw as one of them has as many as 3,000 followers on Linkedin. This was the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair too close to home because there were several that were involved and lead to the mistreatment of the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. Then the mistreatment of the publishers who ran him then a few started running with the industry factions, "I am not going to treat you like a classmate, meaning you're not immune to scandal if you say something that causes blowback."
What is this scandal? The one known as Cancer Snub, it was coined by the light blue blog of his own classmates where "Pastor's Spouse", "The Infamy Raines," "Nazi Eyes With A Jesus Smile," "Faustian Bargain" and "The Controversy Of The Classmates" put all of them on the spot and then the Insane Journal location had a longer entry speaking of Lombard. Mutual classmate (hangs out in a larger group known as Voices in my Head) and a cousin egged a piece that became a sleeper on Wattpad. An Eye In Shadows was revised to lampshade the high profile scandal.

The Sloping Companion was completely humiliated by the controversial author as he found a photo of this one's mugshot then flipped him off on camera then uploaded the thing. "Should had spoke up about me being plagiarized you fucking drug dealer." The wife of the subject of that blog entry was saying he was on par to Stephen Glass when she saw that entry. The barbs were critical shots. The scandal was chronicled on new media only. It was blown wide open when An Eye In Shadows was revised in 2014 to keep the integrity of the 2008 revisions using The Chicago Tribune reports from the era to further give historic accuracy. The scandal didn't make it to The Tribune but those who knew about it, they told others don't intervene when other classmates interacted with the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. This was dubbed Cancer Snub Scandal on Classmates.com.
by illinoishorrorman July 29, 2018
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Scandalous Homunculus.

Scandalous Homunculus is a very small person that loves to take part in sinful acts which have been forbidden by God all mighty.
Person 1: Look Sebastian is taking part in Masturbastion.
Person 2: He is a Scandalous Homunculus.
Person 1: Indeed.
by lelandersingh November 21, 2022
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The Great Bread Scandal

The Great Bread Scandal was started by Thomas McKenna in an elaborate attempt to push the workers of 2022 towards the bullshit option of being paid by literal loaves of bread instead of actual money. Thus, the term "let's get this bread" was coined as a memoir to the historic event.
I'm tired of this bullshit we need the great bread scandal again.

Pay me with some loaves like the great bread scandal and I'll quit.
by Thomas Mcflurry June 24, 2022
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Scandalous slut

A whoresome individual that takes indiscriminate advantage of any/all situations to satisfy her own sexual motives.
April really wanted to straddle Chris's bologna pony, so the scandalous slut waited till his wife was out of town, then she left her snail trail all over his disco stick.
by Zero2None September 20, 2016
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Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"
by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016
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