Santa-Satan

Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match and satan is red and Santa is red….. and they do bad things and Santa breaks into houses.

……… WHAT THE FUCK

Santa-Satan all hail

by Α January 13, 2022

satan's freckles

stale wheat toast made moist in the middle by the tears that come from my eyes from when my cousin tickles me too much

For dinner last night, I had expired yogurt, expired eggs, and a side of satan's freckles.

by definitely not you March 9, 2011

Satanic Hamster

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

Saucy Santana

The first gay rapper ever. Creator of the popular song "Walk em like a dog", he has pushed the boundaries of typical rap culture. He is very hilarious and talented. Fun fact, he is good friends with the City Girls.

Friend: "Have you heard Saucy Santana's new song"?
Me: "You now I love me some Saucy Santana"🤪.

by RickyOfDaBay December 2, 2020

hail satan

A phrase used mostly by people who don't believe in Satan to agitate religous zealots of the Judeo-Christian mythology.

Some bigot told me I'm going to hell because I support equal rights for all. I responded, "Hail Satan!"

by TheWaker2021 March 31, 2021

LaVeyan Satanism

The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.

The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)

by Abraham's Adversary January 20, 2019

satan

Who politicians serve.

Who politicians want YOU to serve.

by Satan is a political whore! February 16, 2005