Samsung Notebook

A piece of shit laptop.

Poor guy: I have a Samsung Notebook!
Me: Here’s 20$, you’ll get something better with that.

by SamsungNotebookHater April 29, 2022

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Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung

Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful

by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022

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Samsung

Noun. An application of Santorum upon lowly peons who work under the heels of the Great Korean Empire.

Wow, Allen really got the Samsung treatment from his manager! Poor guy. Eww, dude go shower.

by Montgomery Fudd January 30, 2021

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A company that used to be good in the phone market but has now turned into Apple v2.0. And their fanboys keep worshipping them.

*Apple removes feature*
Samsung fanboy: you see this is why I hate Apple. They always remove good features and their consumers just buy into it anyways.
*Samsung removes same feature*
Samsung fanboy: I'm sure they had a good reason to remove that! I'm sure this change isn't just made to make me pay more money, Samsung would never do that, they aren't Apple. Plus no one even needs that feature anymore anyways, what are we living in the past?

by User2675588887 March 11, 2021

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samsung is a horible just horible phone i would definetly not recomend them get apple apple is the best samsung has unesacery features like there is a bts aka the horrible band version of samsung there is also samsung fe which stands for fucked up edition so dont get samsung it is the worst it is a copy of apple and is actually more pricier than apple

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew this samsung is horible i hate it.

by anonymous April 11, 2021

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