Ryder

a beta president that is crusty musty and has a gf that deserves better

Ryder is being a poop head.

by 💋😻 September 23, 2023

ryder

the sweetest, funniest, dumbest guy with insane rizz and mad hockey skills. he sends mixed signals but he has a gyatt and beautiful eyes

Damn bro, you got yourself a Ryder.

by delulubitch October 29, 2023

Ryder

A homie that smokes wet, and ain't a busta' like Carl.

CJ: Aye Ryder, what the hell you doin'?
Ryder: Nigga, I couldn't find that wet I buried, so I'm makin' my own. It's easy foo'.
CJ: Man, don't do that, you'll saute the both of us!

by Every1LuvsSeann January 6, 2024

Ryder

Ryder’s the name of someone that will absolutely shatter your heart.

Ryder C broke my heart.

by Kxrae April 18, 2024

ryder

erika’s bf

ryder is erika bf

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Ryder

Ryder never learned the days of the week

"Ryder, what day is it today?"
"I don't know. I came out of my mom's vagina with my brain fried!"

by CaeAltinha10 May 22, 2024

ryder

ryder is the type guy who you’ll wish you had met years ago when you have only known him for a week, but yall are already best friends. his shaggy hair and sparkling blue eyes are the most handsome thing youll ever lay eyes on, because his heart matches it. Ryder is actually extremely funny if u understand his type humor and he loves to make u laugh, but he rarely smiles unless his gf is with him— he loves his girl with a deep passion and would do anything for her, and NEVER would cheat. loyal and supportive thru anything and she trust him completely.

If you ever find a ryder in your life, hold on to him as tight as you can and never let go

him: i would never cheat on you
girl: i know cuz ur a true ryder, i trust you

mom: we love her bf so much, hes so caring and funny and loyal- he rly lives up to his name: Ryder!

by 132joyryderFloridaPalmBeach March 24, 2025