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Ruben

A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.
Girl: Look at Ruben with an earring in his right ear
Guy: What a fag
by >o< September 20, 2017
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Ruben

A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.
"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."

"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."
by Jeezuradick October 10, 2015
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Ruben

The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!
by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003
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Ruben

A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.
Ruben is such a bitch
by luigi2762 March 6, 2019
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Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up
“Ay Ruben get online
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone
by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020
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Ruben

Ruben is a bitch who tries to deny the fact that he is a simp and overall bitch
Person 1: Ugh I had to play with Ruben last night.
Person 2: Oh that bitch?
by Gum breath September 14, 2020
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Ruben

A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood
Hey heard of Ruben

Yea he’s toxic he stole my black air force’s
by Toxic female May 6, 2020
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