Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

🐐

A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?

by November 24, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022

Ronaldo Fryman

That annoying ass guy from Steven Universe

Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”

by RonaldoFUCKINGSUCKS August 10, 2023

chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.

George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo

by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023

Ronaldoing

When u preform or demonstrate an act of awesomeness

What you do last night James? , not much was ronaldoing it with the Mrs

by Aquility February 03, 2020