The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)
Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO
by Ilovechinks737382 April 11, 2018
by Grim sweeper September 18, 2022
Roberto, a kind hearted guy who loves to joke around, he's handsome, fun and trustworthy, he's got big hands and a cheerful smile, my days brighten just looking at him, the guy you'd want to be with all times.
by Enyli_nya October 11, 2021
by vitalecapaciteit November 08, 2018
"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last
by Fuck you kid you’re so adopted December 04, 2019