River

A donkey or an ass

That is such a river

by Blewyp February 9, 2023

River

River is usually rude and always has bad tantrums, he is not handsome and will never get married. He sometimes gets very grumpy and is mean. I always take his hat he doesn't care, but when somebody else takes it he gets SOOO MAD.

Person 1: I see river coming
Person 2: HIDE QUICK WE NEED TO GO INTO LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: I agree...

by BoeGoe February 13, 2023

River

River is an amazing guy and very cool. He has brownish-gold hair, blue eyes, and loves the outdoors and swimming. He really likes baseball and is a good pitcher. He has a younger sister who he is really sweet to. He takes care of his friends and sister. He seems like a player at first, but then when you get to know him you see he's actually really nice and funny and sweet.

"River is the goat."
"River"

by pseudonymoperson March 28, 2023

River

can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023

River

A flower I miss, it’s been almost a year, hope you’re ok.

River’s a kind soul. Take care of him you lot.

by anemone012 June 5, 2023

River

River is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He’s antisocial around big crowds and reluctant to meet new people. But if you can manage to chase your way into his circle he is a hilarious guy with a huge personality that will always make you laugh. He is a total Dork. On a deeper level, he is the worlds best boyfriend and always knows what to do, even in the worst situations. Treat him right and he’ll do the same. But mistreat him and I will. find. you.

“Who’s that guy in the corner?”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”

by River’s True Lover August 6, 2023

River

River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Bunda

road

Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"

by RiverO'shea August 9, 2023