weapons grade retard

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.

Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.

by DDT4U October 14, 2012

You fucking retard

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.

Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.

by retardedfrik March 16, 2021

Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS)

Diagnosis,based on Harrison Ford's self-centered character in the movie"Regarding Henry," who goes out to buy cigarettes from a liquor shop, gets shot in the head, recovers and becomes a much nicer person upon recovery. A bullet to the head sometimes improves a nasty personality.

Lars: "My boss use to tell me that if I didn't pick-up his dry cleaning before work that I couldn't take my lunch hour.He got in a bike accident a month ago, and now he's like my best friend--- Regarding Henry Syndrome (RHS)!

You: "Duh."

by Jangaard May 22, 2010

Functioning Retard

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush

Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.

by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

Morally Retarded

When one has backwards morals or has no conscience. One who is morally retarded will likely believe things that are completely immoral are justifiable.

Student: I think lying is good under all circumstances.
Teacher: You are morally retarded.

by The real El Guapo December 5, 2010

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.

Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard

by saintstax March 1, 2019

semi-retarded

Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.

O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.

Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?

by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008