queerdrum

A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.

A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.

Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."

by Matt Huff August 28, 2009

queer dear

a nicer sounding way of saying fag hag

She's always going out to gay strip clubs with Willy and John, she's their queer dear.

by pendragoness July 30, 2009

Queercake

Someone who takes their dirty deeds to a bakery.

A big black guy who bulldozes you over in an intense game of basketball.

That kid just fuckin bulldozed me over.
Hes a fuckin queercake!

by Hailee Corin February 20, 2009

queer the deal

To somehow ruin an arrangement despite favorable odds.

"Stacy likes you a lot, but she's a liberal, so don't queer the deal by mentioning how conservative you are."

by Michael Gaertner May 4, 2005

queer eye

Based upon a show on BravoTv cable "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", in which the fab five-An interior designer, a fashion stylist, a chef, a beauty guru and a "concierge of cool" — who is responsible for all things hip, including music and pop culture (and all very, very, gay) - take a heterosexual guy and do a total lifestyle makeover so that he will be hip and urbane. (Note: None of the Fab 5 are Bears or Leathermen - which might help in the workplace.)

Batman, staring George Clooney was a Queer eye for the Bat Guy movie when Batman wore the Bat suit with nipples on it.

by Klaatu June 28, 2005

queerasaur

1. A queer person, usually attracts gays or has weird mood swings.

2. My roommate.

"OMG my roommate is such a queerasaur!"

by tweaker93 December 17, 2006

queer as a football bat

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?

Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.

by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012