Grumpy Puppet

The act of inserting ones fist into the anus of a small person (midget) and waving them about like a hand puppet.

Did you see the grumpy puppet at the party last night?

by YellowWaffles May 21, 2011

Bible puppet

A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.

Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.

Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.

by AManFromDeclan November 16, 2011

Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

The Last Shadow Puppets

2 guys 1 mic

The Last Shadow Puppets are pretty gay

by extraomnes August 17, 2022

stink puppet

A simple sexual maneuver in which a hand puppet is inserted into the anal oraface.

"Like dude I was with this chick the other night and I totally slipped her the stink puppet."

or

"Come on Baby it's just stink puppet"

by Stewey Labroque June 14, 2004

muff puppet

when you shove your hand up a girls snatch,like a puppet

Dude i made my girlfriend into a muff puppet last night.

by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006