Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.
Image of Muhammad included.
Image of Muhammad included.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
Get the Prophet Muhammadmug. The prophet who takes issue with the idea of an articulated soul that is divorced from biology everybody 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hym "That must be the NEW definition of prophet. 'Useful idiot who uses logos to convince people to subordinate themselves to ANY religion (because that's what makes their lives meaningful to HIM and not themselves)' "
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the Prophetmug. Also known as the friend of Allah subhana wata'ala. Him and his som Prophet Isma'il alayhi salam built the Ka'aba. He was prompted by Allah subhana wata'ala to sacrifice his son, he went to do as he was told. Allah subhana wata'ala stopped him before he could do it as it was just a test. He then sent down a sheep instead. In fact, the reason why Muslims celebrate Eid ul-adha is to celebrate his obedience to Allah subhana wata'ala.
Hamza: Bro, Allah subhana wata'ala is testing me so hard rn.
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
by kwkassassin7 July 12, 2023
Get the Prophet Ibrahim alayhi salammug. by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
Get the The Three Eyed Prophetmug. by onelovenation76 May 9, 2024
Get the pop up prophetmug. Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
by maurofiel May 30, 2025
Get the Prophet Muhammadmug. A 'gifted' artist from the Northern New York area code 212. Best known pieces include the multi-media piece Absolute and the iconographical mosaic piece from The Poetry of Machinery series titled Benign.
This is not an opinion, it's a fact. Prophet Pthalem can and will rise up to the ranks the greats it's only a matter of time.
by PastengStamps January 14, 2011
Get the Prophet Pthalemmug.