When you or your boy drops facts or knowledge like a prophet would but you lowk don’t wanna sin and commit blasphemy so you just tell them they’re spitting like a prophet would (ur NOT LITERALLY saying they’re a prophet)
“Yo bro just crack and tell her you’re not tryna get cuffed because you want something casual”
“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”
“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”
by Snuzzfinder_15 November 17, 2025
Get the Prophetting mug.Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.
Image of Muhammad included.
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Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
Get the Prophet Muhammad mug.Scott is a smarty pants.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.
Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.
Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
Person 1: “I heard only one person passed the final exam!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
by FunnyPlaceHolder1973 July 9, 2024
Get the Scott Prophete mug.Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
by maurofiel May 30, 2025
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Get the The Three Eyed Prophet mug.Also known as the friend of Allah subhana wata'ala. Him and his som Prophet Isma'il alayhi salam built the Ka'aba. He was prompted by Allah subhana wata'ala to sacrifice his son, he went to do as he was told. Allah subhana wata'ala stopped him before he could do it as it was just a test. He then sent down a sheep instead. In fact, the reason why Muslims celebrate Eid ul-adha is to celebrate his obedience to Allah subhana wata'ala.
Hamza: Bro, Allah subhana wata'ala is testing me so hard rn.
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
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A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
_____________________________________________________
If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
_____________________________________________________
If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
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