poomps

1)a womans front bottom.

2)a female.

That girl has got a tight poomps.
Liam is a little poomps.
Where's all the poomps

by Shaaron Patel al doodoocryak April 30, 2003

Poom Time

Part 1. A term for having the best time of your life. An expression designed to encourage a feeling of often superficial happiness or satisfaction. An encouragement to party.

Part 2. A term often used to indicate/mask the fact that sexual intercourse has taken place or will take place.

Part 1. Biff - (on the phone with Todd) "Friday night, got some booze, the girls from next door wanna hang out, what the dealio?"
Todd - "POOM TIME!!!"
Part 2. Biff - (walks into his bedroom with hot gal while the party is still rocking)
Todd - "POOM TIME!!!"

by SebastianFC October 1, 2009

Poomi

A poomi is someone who doesnt under stand life properly and is usually of adolescence, a poomi is someone who is also a waste of space and Resources, and thinks they are so called "cool", and usually grows up to be a failure and a nobody, a poomi is basically that rude ass kid back in school that says, lit or true and talks like a poof

OI mate, stop being a fucking poomi ya dog, grow up and realise what the real world is like, ya fockin dambass

by The down to earth person September 7, 2017

phoom

Elephant flatulence.

1950's London, 2 well dressed Congolese doctors having a corridor debate in a hospital. Its 'phoom', says one. Its 'phoowm' says the other. Nasal English doctor sidles up, I think you'll find it's 'womb'. Nah, mate, they say. You wouldn't know about elephant flatulence.

by BenTheRed October 1, 2005

poomba fish

like the word, poom but it's basically a cuss.

shut the fuck up you poomba fish!

by ginge27 December 27, 2008

PNOOMA

Abbreviation:
Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass
(see also: pudouma)

To support one's arguments with arbitrary numbers that may or may not seem plausible.

Professionals (i.e. people who get paid for making PNOOMA-statements) prefer to use terms akin to "Qualified Estimate" or "Economic Calculus/Forecast" instead.

"This is completely PNOOMA, but about five million people in China miss both their front teeth."

A:"<statement involving statistics>"
B:"I don't believe this. It seems like PNOOMA to me."

by evilcandybag May 4, 2009

poomit

When you've been drinking and/or hungover and have the shits and vomiting literally at the same time.

Brandi had way too much to drink last night and I found her poomiting on my toilet and in my trash can.

by pillowwhisperer October 24, 2015