dry product

A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.

Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."

dry product by jacolantern October 3, 2017

Cosmic Product 

Holy cow the shelves are full of cosmic products

Do you like my cosmic product

3 Super Products = Cosmic product

End of the world gun, grenade launcher attachment, laser scope = Cosmic product

Pomegranate, honey, cbd mixed = Cosmic product

Water, Suger, Coffeebeans = Cosmic product

3 in one already built ready to go

I want a cosmic product weapon.

Cosmic Product by Adam Rhys Campbell September 24, 2020

banana product 

Production items, goods, or software products, that matures over time, similar to a banana lifecycle. Green during delivery, yellow (ripe) at the consumption time.

Mostly refers to an exaggeration of a Minimum Viable Product version of the software, being delivered to the users broken/buggy/unusable, and it's gradual updates and fixes after the release due to lack of time.

- Are we ready for the release?
- No! What we have is not even an MVP, it's a banana product.

banana product by FinikWasHere November 3, 2020

NASSCOM Product Conclave (NPC) 

Where the greatest product minds from revered organizations and establishments convene at Asia's biggest virtual event for products and startups to build 'World-Class From India'.

NASSCOM Product Conclave (NPC) is a must-attend event for anyone in the product industry,

Are you attending the NASSCOM Product Conclave (NPC) 2021 too?

I want my company to get exposure at the NASSCOM Product Conclave (NPC) event!

NASSCOM Product Conclave (NPC) by product enthusiast November 26, 2021

Cross Product 

retarded ass retard nerds use this so they could feel good about themselves when also realizing that they will actually never be able to properly apply it in real life.

Person 1: help me finish my Cross Product homework
Person 2: fuck off you fucking nerd ass cock licking bitch

Cross Product by lord of gaylards August 29, 2022

a Product of the Internet 

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)

"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."

a Product of the Internet by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023

solid product syndrome

When a tech product (such as an app) works so well already that they actively make it worse by implementing features no one needs.

Yeah, Discord is definitely suffering from solid product syndrome.

solid product syndrome by RealmyTheMan November 1, 2023