Procrastinate

Procrastination is when you- you know what? I'll tell you later.

See "Procrastinate"

by Jakepqtt October 28, 2011

Procrastinate

Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.

Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

procrasturbation

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."

When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.

by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

Procrastibation

When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.

It was senior year, so Elena decided to skip studying and engaged in some procrastibation.

by Clitorisaurus Rex April 25, 2011

procrastibation

procrastination by masturbating

having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"

by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011

procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.

Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project

by McCrackhead September 13, 2010