procrastimate

Someone who you hang out with to avoid doing work, especially at uni.

1. I should have written my stats paper, instead I went for coffee with my procrastimates.

2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.

by Pieter R December 12, 2007

procrastinate

Engaging in acts of pleasure that may otherwise distract you from completing day to day tasks.

I procrastinated last night before bed, causing me to stay up later than intended. I overslept and decided to procrastinate before work. My life feels chaotic because I am always procrastinating. Some may suggest that I need an intervention, but I don't necessarily want one. Fear of failure may lead someone to procrastinate.

by leahbiah January 25, 2014

Procrasterbate

To combine the acts of procrastinating and masterbating.

I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.

by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007

procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.

"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"

by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010

procrastinate

To put off,and many times never to get done,or try to complete in the last Hr. People who don't finnish the job.
Other people will lose interest in depending on you. To procrastinate could cause you to miss a very important meeting, the roof will link, that tire will blow, the Dog will eck in the house, your wife will leave you.

I'll do it tomorrow...Procrastinated homework that is incomplete...You will get an F . It's a very bad habit to get cought up with.

Do what has to be done, and do it now.
If you procrastinate it may never get done.

by Maria Montass December 14, 2009

Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.

"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?

by JuHwang September 9, 2011

procrasterbation

The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.

Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.

by SEAN K (skimbo) April 25, 2005