Precision Airstrike

You and your boy are both in urgent need to use the bathroom during a night on the town, but you get there only to find that there is but one stall left. You look into each others eyes, and in a moment of bro-to-bro interconnected brainwaves, you both know what has to be done.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.

Me and Tyler were at a party the other night, and had to use the Precision Airstrike to maximize personal time management and party host bathroom efficiency.

by NotYourBusiness138 January 16, 2021

Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.

Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.

by natxlaw November 4, 2009

Precinct Jogging

When political candidates and supporters go to neighborhoods (referred to as "precincts") to knock on doors, informing high propensity voters about who the best candidate for public office is. Instead of walking from door to door, time is saved by jogging.

Not recommended for fat people. Consult your physician before attempting, especially in hot weather.

Justin was out precinct walking with Dave. He just started jogging to cover ground, instead of walking. He was, in fact, Precinct Jogging.

by threatlevelorange June 14, 2010

percisiline

when someone stinks when they wake up

GAGANPREET P., PERCISILINE

by UPINDER November 20, 2011

Premisconception

The act of making an incorrect assumption, occurring before the person speaking has even made the point.

Can also be applied to answering a question that wasn't completely understood.

George had a severe premisconception about Jills request for time apart and started talking about another vacation.

Edgar had several narcissistic personality traits, including a tendency to premisconceive what anyone would say, making large leaps back to his own concerns and complaints.

by lightinmyeyes December 7, 2011

Preciprocate

1) An act that would likely illicit a positive reaction.

2) An action that is likely to be reciprocated.

3) Pay it forward.

Falco is a good person, so I decided to preciprocate today by giving him a hand written poem.

by mywordswordswords January 16, 2015

precaster

A man with many skills and talents, he specifies in mostly online video games however he has skills offline. He's very handsome and good with girls, all the girls love him as he has a big penis and a very high k/d.

Zoie: Oh I need a Precaster in my life

Chloe: Me too, my life needs entertainment ;)

Antonio: Hiya, I'm Precaster

by Amanda097 January 11, 2017