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poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.
I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."
by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011
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Poop Dungeon

When you are involuntarily put into a horrible smelling bathroom, car, or contained area where someone has let out a nasty fart or smelly bowel movement, therefore you are in a poop dungeon.
My sister locked me in a poop dungeon. Love the gas Meg, love it.
by MegGriffin January 17, 2011
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fairy poop

Fairy poop is a crusty substance that is created by a fairy (or multiple fairies) defecating in the corner of your eyes while you sleep, in the middle of the night.
That little fairy shit in my eye! Now I gotta clean this fairy poop out!

Goddamn it! I got some fairy poop on my eye, and now they wont open!
by Lil'lil January 31, 2017
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Poop throat

An old rich male, usaully driving a gold or black Caddilac or BMW. If you see one of these cars, You can say the car is poop throaty. Some people who are poop throats are Bernie Madoff, George Bush, James Cameron, and Bill Clinton.
Wow, that guy in the BMW is a total poop throat.
by Poopthroat #5 August 28, 2010
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youtube poop

YouTube Poop is a name used for videos posted on YouTube which are usually nonsensical and random. They are simply just randomly chosen clips from things such as cartoons, clipped, looped and remixed to make it sound really strange. The most commonly used clips include scenes from the CD-i game of The Legend of Zelda, and a Mario game called Hotel Mario. These particular YouTube Poop videos (or YTP) are popular among the internet-savvy people and are a major source of internet culture. Some of YTP is inspired by media shown on YTMND.com, such as the public service message given by Sonic the Hedgehog about being touched in uncomfortable places. The most popular source of clips would be from the Super Mario Bros. cartoon, episode called "Mama Luigi". The most used phrase from this episode would be "That's MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!"
Phrases from YouTube Poops' most popular clips:

"MAMA LUIGI?! *laughs*" - Mario
"That's MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!" - Luigi, Super Mario Bros.

"Gee, it sure is boring around here!" - Link, The Legend of Zelda CD-i

"My booooy." - Old man, The Legend of Zelda CD-i
(Usually pronounced "Mah boiiii.")

"Or else you will DIE!" - Ganon, The Legend of Zelda CD-i

"And YOU gotta help us!" - Luigi, Hotel Mario

"Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone ya like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO good. It's your body; No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to. So, what do ya do? First, ya say NO! Then, ya get outta there!" - Sonic, The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
by Malunis November 25, 2007
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Poop Induced Coma

When you are physically exhausted, you feel like your going to collapse from physical fatigue. Your legs hurt, your back hurts, your entire body aches. Then you go and take a massive dump and feel completely energized like you were never tired in the first place.
Victim: Dude I am so exhausted, I dont even know why!
Friend: Bro take a dump, it may be a Poop Induced Coma, Commonly known as P.I.C.
15 mins later: Victim: Bro I feel wonderful, you were right I had P.I.C.
by Preach Knowledge October 21, 2005
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poop film

the microscopic layer of feces left around the ring of the anus after wiping any size shape or consistency of turd.
I don't want you to lick my pussy b/c I just took a shit and Im afraid you'll get a dose of poop film, I wipe north to south.
by SwampoO April 11, 2009
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