possum lips

When someone has very thin lips that resembles a possum's lips.

Jalin has some possum lips.

by 870savage February 23, 2017

Possum Day

A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.

We need to get ready for possum day.

Happy Possum Day Jed!

by Squirrel Empress May 6, 2021

possum power

Unit of power equal to 1/200 hp
Abbreviated to pp

Car Dealer: this baby's got 60000 possums under the hood
Me: damn that's a lot of possum power

by Bigdad69 December 27, 2018

cart possum

A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.

"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"

by FFnytro September 20, 2022

Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.

Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!

by factmachine November 24, 2014

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.

I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.

by Teej4real February 28, 2021

pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

by clotshit January 5, 2011