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the portal

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque
Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.
by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023
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Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.
“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”
by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023
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portal hopping

The act of moving over portals in the Ragnarok Online Alpha Test by spamming the Print Screen key.
OMG HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx!!

stfu, n00b, he'z just p0rt4l h0ppin'z.

O. A/S/L? LOLZ!1111
by SirHawkeye May 13, 2005
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Demon Portal

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.
by anonononmys December 9, 2008
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Golden Portal

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"
by wifepop September 11, 2021
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portal knights

An awesome graphics and mechanics game,it's like minecraft but WAY better ,it's just a really beatiful game
Person 1:Have you played Portal Knights man(question mark)
Person 2:Oh yeah that awesome game like Minecraft but way better!
by Joseph Mannuel September 20, 2018
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portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
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