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Poontang

That one word for sex that is better than all the others. Probably because it is just so fun to say.
"Hey man, you gonna get some POONTANG tonight"
"I sure fuckin' hope so"
by Poontang669 June 5, 2018
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damn get me some of that poontang
by TopDonny February 12, 2020
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my roommate is going to get some of that cougar poontang!
by bubbabub October 25, 2018
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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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pussy, vagina, down under, kitty cat, flower, fanny, nunny what ever you call it; Irving Zistman says it a lot in bad grandpa.
"i love me some poontang"
by stinky_balls July 7, 2022
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Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.
"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"
by BigBS67 December 15, 2021
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“Damn, that bitches poontang is tight as all hell!”
by HughNormous February 18, 2018
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