poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

by PFeet June 6, 2010

poofter's picnic

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.

"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."

by marlboroman May 3, 2005

pooty-poo

An affectionate name for a females vagina. Could also be used in reference to a small pet.

I just love sitting down for an evening and playing with my girls pooty-poo.

by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

pooftenth

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

by David Arnott September 2, 2003

poofter

One who is unusually fruitful.

That limp wristed waiter or hair stylist.

by Bourne April 10, 2002

pootyhole

Pootyhole is when a bitches bootyhole looks like a inside of a mofuckin mudpit.

Man look at that fat ass bitch over there i bet her pootyhole smells like shit and u could get stuck in it with your 4wheel drive truck.

by Steve October 29, 2004

poofter's death

Death by aids or buggery related incidents.

Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.

by aaaaaron G December 10, 2009