Best Pony

Used in the following format to proclaim one's personal favorite pony (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic):

"insert pony name here is best pony."

This simple term is used anywhere and any time a MLPFIM fan is enthused by a particular pony. These comments tend to appear most in forums, message boards, and Youtube video comments. Some situations:

-A pony does something impressive or amusing in the show.

-A fan's favorite pony merely appears and/or speaks in an episode (Derpy Hooves is the best example).

-A pony displays an unusual tendency and wins the approval of a viewer (for example, the normally timid Fluttershy appears to beat the shit out of a bear).
-A fan simply prefers one pony to all others and wants to make it known.

It is up to the individual fan to decide which pony is best, as the statement is highly personal, but some ponies (usually Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash) are labeled as best more often than others. Also, this term is not always absolute, as some will use it to merely display an increase in the approval of a pony, and will thus apply it to multiple fillies and colts.
Aaron: Hey Mike, what happened in last night's episode Luna Eclipsed?

Mike: Well Princess Luna returned and could not stop yelling when she tried to talk. Eventually Fluttershy helped her and...
Aaron: FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY.
by Dr. Dick Delaware November 10, 2011
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Pony Riser

A derogatory name for a male; Used as an insult towards another man: Gay male stripper.
by Erøc November 21, 2006
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stoned pony

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.
Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...
by AdriennePurdue April 05, 2017
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guasti pony

An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILF or Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.
I'm going to the cage fights this weekend to try and score a Guasti Pony.
by IEknowledge March 23, 2009
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Skin Pony

An erect penis, adorned with a saddle or other kind of decorative ornament to entice a partner into riding it like a pony.
"Sorry bro I can't make it to MMA practice tonight, I'm gonna stay in and ride Justin's skin pony.
by Rodeo Buckaroo July 15, 2011
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ice pony

A glass device to partake of your ice,meth,whoop chicken etc.
Fuck i just dropped the ice pony and it shattered. Bro grab the foil and lets just smoke our way through the disappointment.
by H&D productions May 14, 2014
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shanks pony

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car
Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.
by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008
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