asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 2, 2005

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Polly want a cracker

A black girl who likes a white guy

Damn! I heard Ebony likes Jacob, polly want a cracker?

by Your Gays July 19, 2020

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Rollie Pollie Collie

A girl that sings and uses facebook is really nice and has alot of jokes with

i was in bel canto and this girl helped me with my music and told me a joke an i was like wow your such a Rollie Pollie Collie

by EMMINGER May 8, 2010

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human rolly polly

When 3 guys have sex on skatbords and they roll with every hump.

Look there's those human rolly Polly's fucking again

by Ragugang March 6, 2019

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Sheik Polly Pocket

A noun, referring to a short brown man of Persian/Pakistani descent who tells women he is a "sheik" to get into their panties.
The signifigance of the phrase "polly pocket" in the phrase is that it describes the rather small stature of the individual in question. IE, polly pocket was a popular toy in the late 90's that could easily be folded up and stored in a child's pocket because it was so small, much like sheik polly's penis.

Jon: "Man did you hear what sheik polly pocket did this time?"

Adil: "Lemme guess, he told some girl he has a lot of money to get into her panties?""

Jon: "Yup."

by Jterror March 17, 2010

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