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OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE
I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011
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Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).
If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.
by Weh July 28, 2008
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Poon Juice

A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.
Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.
by BiP0larBear July 28, 2006
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poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest
Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!
by me_gusta_ducharte February 9, 2010
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Cal Poly Pomona

Better than UC Davis, UCSB, UCI, UCSC and UCR in engineering, better than any other school (with the exception of Cal Poly and Harvard in architecture. One out of every 5 licensed architects in CA graduated from this school as well as one out of every 14 engineers.

And it's crazy cheap too! (~$3000/yr. for tuition for in-state residents and $11000 total when tacked on with housing).

Plus, the new residential suites kick ass.
by The Architect January 4, 2005
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Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.
A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.
by andood January 26, 2009
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Poon Tang

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)
There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!
by 38 Caliber Kimo April 5, 2003
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