Joel Piper

The drummer/clean vocalist for the metalcore band Confide. He is extremely talented and also owns Joel Piper Recording Studios.

Check out Joel Piper rip it up on stage with Confide.

by ShibbyPeace June 27, 2010

Elvish Piper

When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.

Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.

by Insulin Lad June 06, 2010

piper clover

a fag designated as a look out, while other fags are going at it in the bushes.

i was walking by the sand dunes and i heard whoo-whooo !from a piper clover next thing i knew the bushes were rustling and fags were scampering in all directions.

by scottl October 21, 2006

Piper Prime

A person who gets a nose bleed whenever they look at the popular Nintendo video game character Samus Aran.

You love Metroid too much, such a Piper prime

by Slamlink February 10, 2021

piper joe

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.

Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?

by Yggdrasil April 09, 2008

Piper Joe

To partake in smoking a cone/bowl through a bong/pipe/etc.

Ugh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?

by Yggdrasil April 08, 2008

stove-piper

A person that is a hack at their trade. The handle describes a lack of foresight and poor technique.

(Like the old Mickey Mouse cartoon pot-bellied stove).

"Dude is fast, but he's total stove-piper!"

by DB0380 September 13, 2009