Pillow hat

Can't get comfortable on that flight?

Pillow hat!

Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?

Pillow hat!

Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?

Pillow hat!

Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!

Patent pending.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 06, 2022
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pillow corners

Wow, that dude had some pillow corners for nipples.
by D-rockd March 01, 2006
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fanny pillows

Scampi flavour fries.

A British snack product made by Walkers under the Smiths brand. Referred to as 'fanny pillows' because they look like tiny pillows, and they smell like a fanny (British definition- ie. pussy).
J: Would you like a pack of fanny pillows?
S: Yes please! I love that distinctive aroma. Mmmmm....
by Limey Bloke May 21, 2008
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pillow biting

When a woman (or man) grips the pillow case in her teeth while having sex doggy style.
I got up behind my wife last night and banged her real good! I can always tell how good I'm doing by her pillow biting!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021
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Pillow Fucker

A person who engages in sexual activity with a pillow, often their own pillow, imagining it as the person they fantasize about. Typical behavior of young boys with unmet sexual desires, in their early stages of exploring the bees and the birds.
In the middle of the night
Dad: Whats that noise coming from juniors bedroom?
Mom: Its our little pillow fucker in action!
by Obe Amma November 17, 2016
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pillow texting

verb: "Pillow texting" happens in place of pillow talk - when you are not together but each of you are in your respective beds texting each other "good night"s, "wish you were here"s, etc. This invariably leads to sexting.
TJ - Our pillow texting doesn't hold a candle to our pillow talk. ;-)

Ann Marie - Pillow texting will have to tide us over until we can have our real pillow talk. :-*
by AMarie0908 March 23, 2011
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girlfriend pillow

A pillow with arms that simulates the act of having a girlfriend. Can be sometimes misinterpreted with boyfriend pillow, which does not exist.
Because she did not have a boyfriend, she settled for the comfort and love of a girlfriend pillow.
by sjsharks2492 November 25, 2010
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