peters

a peters is a shit cunt butchers bitch that can't fish or shot a tree to save his life

girl- see that peters over there he talks more shit then his ass hole

by fuckenshazzar December 05, 2016

Peter

Hashish
common slang used in Germany.

"Ey Junge, hast du Peter!?" "Standart!" "Beste!"

"Ey Kid, you got Peter!?" "Course!" "Dope!"

by Führer August 13, 2007

Peter

A piece of gay shit with no life or sense of humor. Will do anything thing for a nice ass.

Girl - Wanna go out with me?
Peter - No I have Jeremy
Girl - Fuck you you gay POS

by YESJEREMY March 07, 2018

Peter

A skater kidd who's what most girls would call cute maybe some not. He's really nice at first but then you get to the point where he seems like he hates you? & never talks to you anymore.But hes in love with some other chick anyway so you think why try?

Girl1;Awhhh that kid is so cute!
Girl2;Yeahh but he's sucha peter.

by ThatGurllll May 16, 2008

Peter

Jesus's first follower (on Twitter)

I just read the modern Bible I can't believe how much Peter lies and uses other people's Instagram photos. Cock a doodle do

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

Peter

To decay, wither or fade

Peter: Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

by EvilWitch July 17, 2018

Peter

A pita-eatin', potato salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends, beer, and sports (in that order).

Did you invite Peter to the BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.

Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.

by Reekoh July 16, 2016