Perpose

The purposeful misspelling of purpose.

I spelled purpose wrong on perpose.

I did that on perpose.

by miktheexplorer December 22, 2020

Perpsplain

1: Counter factual role reversal of victim and perpetrator.

2: An attempt by any person to perpetuate a counterfactual narrative.

Don't perpsplain! We all know your grandmother was trying to help you by letting you live in the basement for free. You burned her house down because you're psycho, not because she deserved it!

by blakrabyte October 22, 2022

perplexual

Someone who is confused about all the -sexuals: Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Grey-A, Heterosexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.

Someone wrote online that they are "demisexual". I wrote that I had never heard that term; I'm perplexual.

by broknsymetry September 19, 2018

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness formula to discover the equilibrium of the bisector in the photosynthetic material."

by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019

poopy perpendicular

An act of anal sex in which the penis is never actually inserted into the rectum, but rather the man fucks the woman's butt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of titty fucking.

My girl's got some small titties, so I pulled a poopy perpendicular on her last night!

by Kelvin the king November 14, 2006

perplexing pegasus

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus

by Schaafer August 18, 2017

Perpetual Ball Sit

A loop in which a person has begun due to sitting around on their balls. A person will become more depressed because they are sitting around not doing anything which then further leads to depression.

Friend:"Hey man, you want to go to the bar?"
Me:"Na dude, I dont feel like doing anything."
Friend:"Man, your on a perpetual ball sit."
Me:"I know."

by D3v10uS May 31, 2010