Perm squirts

When your poop smells like a perm

I just got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025

Perms

Permissions. Usually used in roleplaying games, the permissions one has for attacking someone
Either laid out at the start of a fight or for each attack. Can also be for involvement (ie, drama, rumors, ships, crushes, etc) that involves the other player.

Player1: what are your perms?
Player2: no killing, blinding, scarring, or major injuries.
Player1: mine are the same.

by Whugh October 24, 2024

poodle perm

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

by Genwal April 20, 2018

Pussy Perm

“Pussy perm” - A term of art — specifically used in past era of feminine hygiene where full grown female pubic hair was common practice and the social norm — meaning a redundant unnecessary action which achieves the same in result as was already in existence before occurrence of such action.

A: Did you observe John vacuuming his car’s interior directly after returning from getting a full and incredibly detailed exterior and interior carwash?

B: Yes that is so redundant and unnecessary.
A: Indeed. What he is doing is a total pussy perm.

by EasyEsq December 10, 2022

perming time

When you are in the beginning stages of getting to know someone and you enjoy their company so much that you don’t even care if they perm their hair because their company is better than any perm could ever be.

I really enjoy our perming time together

by Bluemoonriver November 15, 2021

Perm-a-grin

Permanent grin. Usually a result of great fortune arriving in someone's life; a brand new love, winning the lottery (or one of my personal fav's: watching someone illegally passing on the shoulder during rush hour and promptly getting NAILED by the cops.)

source: Rebecca L. of Montana

Look at the perm-a-grin on his face. He is totally twitterpated with her. He smiles all the time, can't stop talking about her, he is always texting or calling her. That boy is whipped!

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015