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Japanese are penetrating the Jungle

Adjective/Verb

The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.
I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.

What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!
by Mr. Linoge March 10, 2005
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Penetration station

An area in a prison where prisoners will rape or fuck another prisoner. The penetration station is usually a closed off area in the prison.
Prison rapist: come with me little boi...
Prisoner: where are we going daddy?
Prison rapist: The Penetration station..♤
by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017
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surgical penetration

"I'm scheduled for surgical penetration on Friday"
by Crystal F February 13, 2009
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anal penetration muffin

A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
by ®© April 13, 2009
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wall penetration

Wall Penetration is when someones fucking you behind a wall though the ass of pussy
Guy1: Hey wanna have wall penetration?
Guy2: What the fuck is that you weirdo?
by Gunner The Handler October 23, 2019
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Taxation without penetration

Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.
My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.
by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003
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Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.
You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!
by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011
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