the hottest,sexiest,most beautiful person in the world,not only is she damn fine but shes funny outgoing and the most generious person anyone could come across in the world.oh yeah and shes great in bed.
by plainer December 28, 2005
Get the parismug. by cutie_goth69 January 20, 2005
Get the Parismug. Paris; a beautiful name with an ugly personality. Paris is sometimes nice, but then she can go crazy and do death threats on Instagram
by Gayformaddie July 26, 2016
Get the Parismug. Paris is ugly
by Fama1234567 June 7, 2018
Get the Parismug. A slut from Spokane who might as well tattoo the word, "Open" on her pussy because she can't seem to close her legs. Lies and tells people she's a model when in reality she is not signed to any professional talent or modeling agencies and regularly sleeps with photographers in exchange for pictures. STDs seem to flock to her like a moth to a flame and she is a known bug chaser. Can regularly be found sleeping with older men in exchange for cash. Even her own mother complains to others that she's a whore.
by anon3749 March 19, 2019
Get the Parismug. by Deteer October 17, 2018
Get the Parismug. Most beautiful city in the world !
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)
-Tourist : "Whoaaa the Eiffel Tower, symbol of Paris ! What a beauty !"
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*
-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<
-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?
-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*
-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<
-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?
-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich
by Liz2432 February 13, 2008
Get the Parismug.