monty panesar

"The turbanator, The Sikh of tweak, The beard to be Feared"

Monty Panesar.

England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.

Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.

Why the feck was Panesar dropped for the T20 world cup?

HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...

Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?

Monty Panesar rocks my socks!

by Robbyd21 October 10, 2007

paper mario

A game that I will never get bored of, for some reason, the best game that was ever for N64.

I have beaten paper mario four times :(

by Schnauzer May 2, 2005

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009

toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.

by toiletpaperstories August 12, 2005

Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.

Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.

by NowBor October 19, 2009

paper hat joe

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...

Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!

by Asa Guy December 27, 2008

Paper Mario

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.

Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004