parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

Pantasy

When a guy/girl has a fantasy in his/her pants.

Last night I had a pantasy after watching porn. Guys have a pantasy at least twice a day.

by Justin & Jordan January 26, 2009

pandasexual

A person who is unwilling to be intimate with another. This could be either because they don't care, don't know how, or are just too lazy.

"So I went over his house tonight by myself, made a move and NOTHING happened. I don't think he likes me."

"No, he really does. He's just a pandasexual."

by Oh Mighty Yoda Force<3 October 2, 2009

Panasexual

Sexual attraction to all genders (Male,female,third gender) Transgender does not collide with this because transgenders are just female or male, not in between something

I'm panasexual, I don't care which gender my partner would belongs to.

by Fernando11 January 19, 2016

Pantasshole

When your pants have a hole in them right in the ass, thus showing your asshole.

"Hey, you have a pantasshole showing."
"Don't bend over too far, or you'll get a pantasshole."

by Chick December 10, 2004

parasail

The male version of the 'motor boat'. Stretch the scrotum into a sail and blow.

She loved to parasail his balls after he finished motor boating her.

by tragicdeer November 7, 2010

slash parasocial

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

emily: “i am in love with dream slash parasocial”

by myphonewastakenwastaken April 18, 2021