owns

A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang

My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it

by Brian October 11, 2003

own it

A phrase that can be given to nearly all good situations. 'OWN THAT'!

A person who is cool.
'YOU SO OWN IT'

Steve, Carla and Joel are going to Magaluf, OWN IT!!

by Stephenslinn June 30, 2007

Owned

when a girl named faith undeniably beats you in cow racing on the wii

you just got owned.

by anna laker February 3, 2023

OWNED

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009

own

to be especially better at something than another.

Martina owns all of you.

by Martina Giselle July 21, 2006

Owned

when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.

by 9aBe August 22, 2008

own

used to say something is better than something else

Louie: My hairs owns your hair.

by Louie XIX Reyes December 28, 2005